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24/05/12 @ 10:44pm
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Words of wisdom from the mouth of a 14 year old

Me (reciting essay): In a world of increasing globalisation of culture, the search for a unique national musical sensibility seems to be doomed to failure, however it is one to which many composers (and their audiences) seem to cling, to the point that an artist’s “authenticity” to their culture has become the subject of popular discourse.
Brother: The fuck?
Me: Essay on the indigenisation of transnational music traditions.
Brother: Sounds pretentious. Why do you have to study that rubbish?
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@ 10:19pm
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Key ingredients:

  1. Bacon
  2. More bacon
  3. DVD of “Wayne’s World”
  4. Chips, chocolate and other necessities

Step by step guide:

  1. Wait for parents to leave the house
  2. Fry bacon and eggs
  3. Proceed to eat bacon & egg sangers fried in copious amounts of oil, while watching Wayne’s World (singing along to Bohemian Rhapsody is compulsory)
  4. Stuff faces with chips, chocolate, beer and anything else lying in the pantry
  5. Bitch about schoolteachers, lecturers and other figures of authority
  6. Enjoy newfound sense of camaraderie between your sibling and yourself
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06/05/12 @ 08:52pm
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If Fezzik was Italian…

If Fezzik was Italian…

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10/04/12 @ 08:23pm
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Oooooh dear ohdearohdear….

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29/03/12 @ 11:10am
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22/03/12 @ 10:19pm
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02/03/12 @ 12:39am
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plaindealingvillain:

doctorwho:

Sherlock and Doctor Who: Here’s The Difference

jintsuri:

valeria2067:

lucindasaxon:

theneverendingdrums:

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valeria2067:

Here’s the Difference:

The Doctor Who photo features a tall, slender, rather alien genius-boy running alongside a medical professional who is smitten with him.

The Sherlock photo……..Oh. OH.

Yes, but Sherlock has a long coat which billows out behind him when he runs.

The Doctor just ha-

…

Oh.

Never mind.

Yes but Sherlock wears tight fitting suits and is smarter than your average human.

The Doctor’s just—

Riiight….

Yes, but in Doctor Who, the medical companion risks death in an attempt to save the lead character from the clutches of an evil, psychotic genius.

Wheras in Sherlock…. um…….  Oh..

Yeah, but the Doctor Who companion jumps on board to help the lead even though she knows almost nothing about him and trusts him to solve their current problem that wasn’t even an issue until he arrived.

While In Sherlock… huh.

In Doctor Who the Doctor and his companion have a platonic relationship, but people always seem to think they’re romantically involved.

Whereas, in Sherlock, Holmes and Watson… oh. Dang.

But in Doctor Who there’s a cynical writer who loves to troll everyone with every fiber of his being and enjoys it, enjoys watching us suffer.

In Sherlock… Oh… Wait..

Yes, but the Doctor has an intelligence rivaled only by his arch-nemesis, the Master, who is a twisted, psychotic reflection of the Doctor, yet at the same time shares a bond with him as the only ones of their kind.

Sherlock, on the other hand, has Mori-
…hold on.
Nope, my mistake, they’re identical. Carry on :)